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- I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
- I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
- There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
- I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
- Dain Bramaged.
- Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
- I love cats...they taste just like chicken
- >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;)
- Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
- [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
- Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
- [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
- -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
- They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
- [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
- Dont steal, the government hates competition!
- Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
- Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
- [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
- My cat's name is mittens!
- Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
- Act your age, not your shoe size!
- God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
- ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
- Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
- You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
- You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
- Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
- I'm knot dumb!
- My door is always open so feel free to leave
- This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
- Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
- I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
- I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D
- I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
- :) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
- Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
- Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
- You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
- I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
- Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
- (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin
mind!(8)
- Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
- Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
- Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
- God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
- Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
- If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
- In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
- I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
- I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
- DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
- Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
- Be kool.. Dont go to school :D
- Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
- It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
- Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
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